Vienna

Vienna was Karl's favouite city. It smelled of horse-poo and tobacco, but it had impressive buildings and the friendliest people we met in Europe. The food here was rather impressive.

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Cafe Einstein - where we went to have schnitzel. Inside Cafe Eintein. It was dark and cool - 30 degrees outside. Mmmmm...schnitzel
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Mmmmm...Sacher Torte A condom machine in Vienna. Hard to see, but the condoms had very cool names. One was called "Darling" and the other was called "Wild Love" and had a picture of James Bond Oh! And me here with a chicken all ready to spit-roast!
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Thanks to this man we had opening sequence in 2001: A Space Odyssey This was in a parasites exhibit in the Museum of Natural History!!! The view out of our Vienna hotel.
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It's hard to make out, but the guy looking up gets repeatedly biffed in the face by the fountain. Another Schonbrunn Palace statue. Two people who appear to be showering under a duck. The bowler and captain of the Austro-Hungarian cricket team discuss tactics
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What appears to be a tree dressed up as a Roman legionary - Schonbrunn Palace statues are weird! 8:30am and not a tourist in sight Karl getting penis envy in Sigmund Freud park
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Wait! Harry Limes! A sobering memorial to Jews killed in WWII - 250,000 from Vienna alone.